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Starfox 2

Star Fox was one of the first 3D flying games, released on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, or the SNES. It was great fun, and was succeeded by Star Fox 64 (or Lylat Wars in Europe). However, there was a second SNES game which was developed, finished and never released. Thanks to a collection of people, most of whom I will never know, the second SNES game is available on the Internet, and I happen to have the relevant file. It took me over a year to lay hands on this file, so I am sharing it with my readers through this website - please note that I am making this available purely so that other people can play it, and if anyone from Nintendo should ask, I will remove it immediately. So, with no further ado, go here to download the required emulator (it only works on this one, so even if you have one already, go and download it), here to grab patches to translate and debug the game (one just translates and debugs, another 'cleans' it to make it feel more finished) and then go here to get the actual file. Enjoy!

Warhammer 40,000

I am a hobbyist, having been on the fringes of Games Workshop since about 1999 and finally getting around to collecting a proper army in 2008. As my course requires basic proficiency in the programming language C, I have constructed two basic programs that will calculate the average number of wounds that a unit should suffer in either the shooting or combat phases. I find the programs useful, so I'm making the source available from this site - the program for the shooting phase is here and the program for the combat phase is here.

Web Presence

If you want to find me, or pages that feature content written by me, or pages I hold on a website, or anything similar, you might want to try the following list of links, updated when I can be bothered. The links go to my page on that site, except where otherwise noted.

• &afda
• Amazon.co.uk
• eFanzines.com
• Facebook
• Flickr
• GameKnot
• h2g2
• Kingdom of Loathing (look for Zerephanium)
• LiveJournal
• MySpace
• Wikipedia
• Yahoo! Profiles

Science Fiction Conventions

Conventions I am currently planning to attend/have attended are as follows. (bold denotes having bought a membership, italics indicate I'm not planning to go anymore or didn't go):

• Plokta.con ?: The Dangercon (27th May 2006)
• Picocon 24 (17th February 2007)
• Contemplation (6th-9th April 2007)
• Year of the Teledu (20th-22nd July 2007)
• Recombination (10th-12th August 2007)
• Orbital 2008 (21st-24th March 2008)
• ConRunner 2008 (28th-29th June 2008)
• Redemption 2009 (20th-22nd February 2009)
• LX (10th-13th April 2009)

That's The Best Thing In The Universe...Ever!

The following is an incomplete list of things which have gained the Official Seal of Complete Awesomeness^TM.

• Contemplation.
• Aston Martin.
• BitTorrent.
• Facebook.
• My own domain name (w00t, lol)!
• The keyring SanDisk produce that holds an SD card.
• Sonic The Hedgehog 2 emulated on a school PC.
• NCIS.
• Comic Relief's Big Smelly Nose Balls.
• Real ale.
• The University of Manchester.
• Hot Fuzz.
• innocent smoothies.
• Nintendo.
• Beanbags.
• Tenacious D in concert.
• Mum's lasagne.
• Garth Ennis' new comic series, The Boys.
• McDonald's Happy Meals.
• Batman Lego.
• Scissor Sisters in concert.
• Dark chocolate hobnobs.
• Tanks.
• Fluxx.
• Max's "weird colour changing ball thing".

Countdown to my nineteenth birthday!

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